Who Stole Lasalle Blanks' Nachos?
WVEC 13 News newscastor, Lasalle Blanks got a greeting from some unwelcome company Thursday night at a local Beach bar. Blanks stopped into CP Shuckers on Shore Drive Thursday evening to meet a few friends for dinner and a couple drinks, several witnesses say. “He was standing over at the bar talking to some lady, and he kept leaning back to his right asking different people if they were taking his nachos”, said one bar patron. “I thought it was funny the first couple times, but then it got uncomfortable after he basically accused five or so people of stealing his nachos”. Several minutes later, Lasalle noticed that in fact this time his nachos had been stolen. They were all gone, plate and all. “Lasalle flew off the handle when he saw the nachos missing dude”, said a member of the CP’s bar staff. “He started yelling and cursing, it was a mess.” Blanks then confronted a younger male customer at the bar and forcefully asked him where his nachos were, but the young man didn’t seem to know, according to several onlookers. At about that time Mr. Blanks, anchor of WVEC’s popular morning show “DayBreak” reportedly dumped the remainder of his Yeungling Lager on the young man, calling him a “pussy punk” and stormed out of the bar. “The whole place just sort of stopped and watched in shock. It was very confusing”, said one bartender. “We never did find the nachos, we only sold two orders of nachos that night and I saw the other person eating theirs”. Blanks also walked out on his tab when he left in the heated scurry. He owes CP Shuckers $28.50. If anyone knows the wearabouts of Mr. Blanks’ nachos, please contact Crimeline at 1-800-LOCKU-UP.
