Portsmouth Man Arrested for Effingham
A 40 year old Portsmouth Man was arrested at 1am last night on the 1100 block of Effingham Street for doing just that. The arrested, James Seabrook, a resident of Portsmouth was first seen around 12:40am with a salt-cured Virginia ham in both hands, “giving it a real steady back and forth motion with his hips” said a neighbor. “I saw him outside with his pants down around his ankles and then realized he had a ham in his hands”, said 81 year old Virginia Derickson. “He had pulled the bone out of the ham and tossed it over the fence to my dog Mitzie”.
Seabrook faces 2 counts of lewd behavior and 1 count of public indecency. He was not available for comment. Seabrook purchased the ham at a local Harris Teeter for $13.79 earlier in the day.
