Oceana Squadron Bombs Myrtle Beach
As many as eight F-18A fighter jets bombed the coastline of Myrtle Beach, SC on Monday. The City of Virginia Beach claims the attacks are a stern warning to the Myrtle Beach Board of Tourism who recently raged an online ad campaign targeting Virginia Beach. In the attack ads, Myrtle Beach proclaims that Myrtle is the ideal alternative to expensive Virginia Beach vacations. “The ads clearly are a threat as they are going after that heavily sought-after demographic of families that find Virginia Beach a rather expensive vacation spot”, said Emily Johnson of the Virginia Beach Tourism Board.
Fortunately, no one was hurt from Monday’s bombings, as they were done just before dawn and only destroyed the sands of the Myrtle ‘Grand Strand’ beaches. “We weren’t expecting this, obviously it’s going to take weeks and weeks of work and sand shipments to get the beaches back to resort form”, stated Todd Doodlemeyer with the City of North Myrtle Beach in an interview. As if this wasn’t already a bad enough way for Myrtle Beach to wake up, Virginia Beach Mayor, Mayra Oberndorf reportedly visited the site someecards.com and sent the Myrtle Beach mayor a bitch-slap. Both cities’ mayors were not available for comment on Monday.
